Dan the Snowman: The eponymous hero who, through a series of stressful events and a too-long period of unemployment, discovers he has some surprising hidden talents. 






Joebot the Robot: Joe is Dan’s friend, roommate, and would be blood brother for life if either them had any blood. Life’s a party, and Joe’s always invited.







Skelton Jones: Violent. Dapper. Rude.








Thursday Friday: Sergeant in the Police Army. Impressed by action, exasperated by paperwork.







Da’ank: Officer in the Police Army. Friday’s partner. Leery of action, excellent at paperwork.







Marv: He is sooooooo busted.








Gah: Dan and Joe’s landlady. Seems to prefer to be their erstwhile landlady.