Oh, man, I found the raddest thing.

Infinite Jukebox. Basically, it takes any song, analyzes it, and then makes an infinitely playing version by analyzing the beats of the song and finding places it can skip around seamlessly, which means it makes a constantly varying version of the song instead of just playing it on a loop over and over. I took the liberty of linking you to “Does Your Mother Know?” by ABBA, the first music featured in the comic. I would have preferred the music currently featured for the page or Leon Russell’s “Tight Rope,” Dan’s theme song, but neither of them were in the jukebox’s library.